As Ive matured…
Ive learnt that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
Ive learnt that one good turn gets most of the blankets
Ive learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses
Ive learnt that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it
Ive learnt that whatever hits the fan, will not evenly be distributed
Ive learnt that you shouldnt compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think
Ive learnt that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Ive learnt is not what you wear, its how you take it off…(hehe..)
Ive learnt that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’ve finished
Ive learnt to not sweat the petty stuff, and not pet the petty stuff
Ive learnt that ex’s are like fungus, they keep on coming back
Ive learnt that age is a high price to pay for maturity
Ive learnt that I dont suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.
Ive learnt that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities
Ive learnt that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Ive learnt that 99% of the time when something isnt working in your house, one of your kids did it.
Ive learnt that there is a fine line between genius and insanity
Ive learnt that the people you care the most about in life are taken from you too soon
And all the less important ones just never go away
And…the real pains in the ass are permanent….
Can't take credit for this...i got it in an email...but it hit home..

[Sisters please be aware that the word BITCH in this post is used as a term of endearment]

The Man woman dynamic will always be one to create drama...
it is the base element of the thing..
the conquering of passion over nature over ethics...K

Any adult worth their salt KNOWS THIS...
I know its been said that a Man is as faithful as his options...
I'm not trying to start a man war...lol

That's not the purpose of this post...

What I am saying....is

Men

Pay attention to the intelligence of your woman..

And brace yourself for the consequences..Every Action has a Reaction...Every Choice a Circumstance

This sister is giving you some survival tips...

so Listen...

When you date a DUMB CHICK...
You can have a certain amount of freedom...
DUMB CHICKS usually compensate for the lacking brain capacity with obvious Physical Attributes…so they sometimes stand out ….

But with DUMB CHICKS
You can make up convoluted excuses about why you were not where you said you would be...
About why you cheated...cause you know...its was HER fault..
You can justify cheating...
And you can argue with her
And just scream...
Obscenities and BASE in your voice to intimidate her and have her second guess her own Ideas..
You can confuddle her brain with intricate complicated avenues as to why she's wrong…
And say phrases like
“Baby I Love you...”
“And it didn’t mean a thing...” and
“You’re my woman. She’s just a friend”
And
“Yeah I know she wants me. But i only want you” and
“Baby....yeah I go to the strip club...and to the parties...and flirt.
But I’m coming home to you..”

If you have the constitution for it ...go right ahead.....
The physical aspects are usually quite astounding..

but

This might cause you some moments of frustration...
She might not understand that complex game that your watching…
“What baby? This is Basketball...no they’re not gonna break the pole. There supposed to do that”
and
You won’t have to discuss politics...
Or foreign policy
And you just give her something shiny – Foil - or a new dress ...
And you can get some sleep...
And life can go on.
You might actually love her.
In a dumb mutt pet dog kinda way.
She stupid...but she's my stupid...and she looks like a porn star so I’m happy.

My warning is this....

Things are not so easy with a SMART CHICK
See the reason you choose her...
Is because she is Smart.
The Reason you’re so attracted to her in the first place..
Is that outside of the pure Physical..
Bitch got into your head....

That Mind sex...
The kind where she just said a sentence to you that conjured up a image in your head
That had nothing to do with friekin Gas prices..
even though that's what came out of her mouth.
You want her to say “Mortgage Rates and “Plethora” and “Itinerary,” because nothing has sounded more sexy to you in your entire life

And now you’re all nervous...
Cause BOTH brains have to work..
You can’t slump into that safe spot where you just use the word baby every three sentences, the unbutton the top buttons on the shirt,
And buy her the drink special at the bar..
cause

ONE.

Bitch bought her own damn drink. and you never even heard the name of the drink that she sipping on. Just the look of it in the glass make you wanna ask her… “Can I have some?” .So you’re wondering how in the hell I never heard of this drink before?? What stone I’ve been living under??

and

TWO

you called her BABY once...and her left eye brow arched....and that arched eyebrow made your left nut shrink....you felt it...shriveling...the higher the arch...the tighter the squeeze...so you make sure you REMEMBER HER NAME...cause you’re afraid of what the other eyebrow will do to your anatomy

So now ...

You’re hanging out..
and your chest ispuffing up cause your boys seeing you out with this chick who they know is of a certain caliber..
And for some reason she's giving you the time of the day.

She sees your hidden potential...and has decided that she will let her guard down...and allow you to know her..

Initially you accept this honor with gratitude and reverence...

And you enter...the "LOVE ZONE"

Which eventually turns into the

"SHE ALRIGHT" zone

‘Cause your boys talking about the hot PET DOG DUMB chicks that they’re seeing at the club..

And suddenly, to you, SMART CHICK seems to lose some points on DUMB CHICK.
Because DUMB CHICK is quicker to drag on a thong and feed the other brain..
Cause SMART CHICK just got off work as CEO somewhere,
Went to her classes for her Masters after work,
Came home, cleaned the house, fixed dinner, washed herself off
Gave you a blow job, put you and maybe the kids to bed,
And then stayed up working on that project for an hour before she got up again at 5 to dress the kids and send them and you off into the world with a smile

And because SMART CHICK has fallen into a routine with you..
A Safe, orderly, stress free life.
You start to think that she has become HOME CHICK!!

This, my friend

Is your fatal error.

SMART CHICK IS FOREVER SMART CHICK!
It’s a genetic code, hardwired into her psyche

SMART CHICK always KNEW what you were capable of...
SMART CHICK knows the inner workings of your mind because she has that sensibility.
SMART CHICK has been around the block a few times and knows what a REAL relationship and a MAN in particular will begin to do
SMART CHICK can think around your excuse that you have stupidly given her
And CAN extract the truth...

She is aware that the best way to confound someone is to wrap the lies with TRUTH..
And can decipher one from the other.
Do not believe that you have pulled a fast one on SMART CHICK
In fact allowing you to believe that your ruse has worked is one of the tried and true tactics of SMART CHICK
Because then YOU get complacent.
You stop trying to back up your un-truths,
Giving her ammunition to unravel the ENTIRE story…
Her silence is not acceptance.
It Is STRATEGY

Do NOT give Smart chick justifiable reason to act on anything.
And your assumption that she has accepted your GARBAGE makes her Angry.
Angry SMART CHICK is dangerous.
ANGRY SMART CHICK does not break windows or smash cars...
DUMB CHICK will do that
You can buy DUMB CHICK a pair of shoes and purse after
And take her to dinner and she will be all right, and forgive you
Because “HE was sorry and made it up to me, cause he can’t stand to see me upset.”

You can do the same to SMART CHICK.
And she will smile and be happy with you...
All the while plotting her revenge

You should be DEATHLY afraid of angry SMART CHICK...
Because everything that you have done to her....
She is capable of doing to you...
She will do it with MORE finesse and decorum than you.
Because she knows that society will Judge her actions more than yours.
You may pray to NOT find out what SMART chick has done in retaliation.

Because remember that eyebrow move when you were dating???

THAT my friend was the tip of the ice berg

When you CHOOSE smart...retaliation is SMART.
And usually a longer lasting experience...
One that may not just involve the wrecking of physical objects...
They prefer to damage long lasting, Precious things like:

Self Esteem

Pride

Careers

Finances.

yeah...so uhm watch out

CHOOSE WISELY