You know when the wrong guy says the wrong thing at the WRONG TIME??
Trying to hit on you ...
and you feel like an animal in a CLAW trap
...and you seriously think that you might gnaw your arm off to get get out or get away?

Thinking of things you can do that will work ,...
Like bash yourself in the head with a wine bottle so that the ambulance can come get you??
Or...eat peanuts when your allergic so your eyes shut up and you cant see him??
Or..tell him you're late for a flight to Afghanistan... and actually go!!!

haha...
My Girls and i Have signs for that...
secret signs... that mean...
HELP ME NOW!! Get him away from me..PLEASE!!
The problem is ...sometimes the Heiffers are so evil ...
they see the signs and ignore it..

Yeah...they ignore it...
so to compensate you start doing the signs LESS Subtly...
so you start looking like a manic, ODD gesticulator...hahaha...
And even THAT doesn't stop weirdo guy..
sigh...

Well Lily Allen's Knock Em Out speaks directly to that..
The drum line in this song is so hot it makes me wanna run..
Ive been listening to it since i woke up at 5 this morning.. yeah I said FIVE...

And i hope that people don't get so turned on by the rhythm that they don't pay attention to the lyrics...
Cause they are priceless...

I've posted them Here...

and the TRACK...it's not on auto play because i have deliberately forced you random readers to listen to my music tracks below.
hahaha
DANCE PUPPETS DANCE!!
But...
if you pause the player at the end of the blog...
you can hit play on this one and read the lyrics while you listen

Enjoy

Knock 'Em Out"

Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone.
You're just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue,
They're like,
"Alright"
What ya saying,
"Yeah can I take your digits?"
And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty
please leave me alone."

Cut to the pub on a lads night out,
Man at the bar cos it was his shout,
Clocks this bird and she looks OK,
Caught him looking and she walks his way,
"Alright darling, you gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend..."

She's got no taste hand on his waist, tries to pull away but her lips on his face,
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer"
"Sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture."

CHORUS
Can't knock em out, can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I've lost my phone.

Oh yeah, actually yeah I'm pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no, yeah, yeah...

"I recognise this guy's way of thinking..."
As he comes over her face starts sinking,
She's like,
"Oh here we go.."
It's a routine check that she already knows, she's thinking they're all the same.

"Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah what's your name?"
She looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away from the guy on a blag, can't find a light,
"Here use mine"
"You see the thing is I just don't have the time."

[Chorus]

Go away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now I've made myself clear,
Nah it's not gonna happen,
Not in a a million years,

[Chorus x2]

Nah I've gotta go cos my house is on fire,
I've got herpes, err no I've got syphilis...
AIDS, AIDS, I've got AIDS!

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