Steups...
i been petite all my life..
and BLACK girl petite...is waaayyyyyyyy different than NON black girl petite..
{sorry if i offend anyone]
But let me break it down..
what it means...is that Im a D CUP
and i have 36-38 hips..lol...
and my thighs are ham hocks ...that narrow into salami calves...
my waist is 20 something..
so...in essence ..
I have curves...even though im four foot nine...
I am not the first...im not gonna be the last
SO WHY THE JAIL all the petite clothes made for ashley kate olsen???
Huh?
Why i have to decide what gonna fit today?
my hips...or my waist..
NO i don't have a flash fixation..
its just if i want the shirt to fit my waist....i kinda have to sacrifice those two top buttons..
Thank god im kinda crafty so i can do homemade alterations..
and No i didn't INTEND to be stepping on my pants cuffs...
cause they didn't make my length

SOMEBODY

do a clothing line for curvy girls..
I don't wanna wear a jacket that look like the spanish housekeeper coat in the movies..
and please adjust the cut so its flattering..
so sisters like me don't have to wear leggings and brazilian jeans forever..

Thank you... and good night.

[Dont listen to floetry while drinking wine on the back balcony in the darkness...YOUVE BEEN WARNED]



You know sometimes we ummm, we don't recognize our dreams inside
our reality and uh other times we're not aware of exactly
what's real ya know we walk around day dreaming but the sunshine, the sunshine always is.... and I

[Chorus:]
I just wanna see my lovely sunshine(Sunshine)
I just wanna bring back all of my blue skies
And if you take away my rainbow I will cry(cry)
Give me back my sunshine

Dreaming my state of being and I see you smiling youi're so happy just laughing and standing strong I'm missing you right
here Listen to my tears I'm waking up to skies so gray
Needing you to brighten up my day

Ok listen catch your breath cool out you need to calm down (that's right)
Concentrate don't go making all your time run out
See your ok it looks much worse than it really is,
and you'll pull through come on you know how we be doing this
It's me and you yo, you promised you can't pull out now,
We're friends for life so you can't just sell me out
We shared a lot but you know we'll see just so much more
Our wedding day and the children that we prayed for

[Chorus]

I used to depend on your rides to show me the way that I should go
My reality is blurry I'm afraid of being all alone
Your light has been my guide throughout the good and bad
I wish that I had spent a little more attention to my one and only sunshine

Listen, I'd never leave you yo, I sweared on my grave
Damn what's that I'm feeling dizzy kinda getting faint
But it ain't nothing didn't sleep that much last night
From watching over you but none less I'm cool I'm fine
I said I'm feeling fine so back up off me I'm alright
I'm here to see my friends and what's up with that blinding light
Said I don't need to lie down I don't need your help right now
What's up with all the noises all the running round
You've got it wrong I'm not the one who needs the help in here
Yo, what's up with you, you're crying I see tears
Yo, what's going on don't leave please don't take her out
Said I don't understand I'm kinda feeling scared now
I said it's getting hard to breathe getting hard to see
\I'm not too sure anymore what's going on with me
Please bring her back connect me talk just one more time
But it's too late the last exhale is mine

I came into my office this morning...
regular time...
and found that my entire space had been RIFFLED
draws searched,
desk pad lifted..
in box sorted through...
and I felt so Immediately violated...so upset...
Ive been at this company 4 plus years...
we're a small staff of 5 that does the work...realistically of 18...
seriously..
In your department...there is only YOU!..
its powerful and crushing..
I had the experience of handling 20,000.00 in cash ..lol.. counting it.. and taking it to the bank..
and handle all the monetary transactions here..
and on most days.. i love it here...
TODAY..
a colleague....who is not my superior in position...
My boss is the owner..
I have no supervisor...
A colleague who is my superior only because she has worked here for 15 years.....
felt it was ok to rifle through my desk...
because she wanted to prove herself not the one at fault...
she wanted to prove me the one who messed up...and took advantage of the
thirty minutes lap in our arrival times at work...
so search the BROWN GIRLS desk for a check ........for 19.32
that was mailed to us in March of 2008
that the ISSUING company realized had not been cashed...
and wanted to send us a replacement....
MARCH 200FUCKING08
so

she searched my office...
MINE
for it..

I cant stop fucking crying...

In my sky at twilight you are like a cloud
and your form and colour are the way I love them.
You are mine, mine, woman with sweet lips
and in your life my infinite dreams live.

The lamp of my soul dyes your feet,
the sour wine is sweeter on your lips,
oh reaper of my evening song,
how solitary dreams believe you to be mine!

You are mine, mine, I go shouting it to the afternoon's
wind, and the wind hauls on my widowed voice.
Huntress of the depth of my eyes, your plunder
stills your nocturnal regard as though it were water.

You are taken in the net of my music, my love,
and my nets of music are wide as the sky.
My soul is born on the shore of your eyes of mourning.
In your eyes of mourning the land of dreams begin.

Pablo Neruda

I always denied this...
i said i wasnt...that i was just too empathic..
too sensitive to other people's emotions...
too open to random emotions floating in the wind...
it makes me a great devils advocate...
but it makes you an emotional wreck too...lol
so...
maybe i am..
maybe i MAKE myself so wrapped up in emotion ..
and FAKING to not be..
that i dont know what my truth is....
what a way to live..
do i really choose to be conflicted...
to make things more difficult than they need to be..
im at war with myself..
every day..
the emotional side wants to win..
and the part thats been scarred by life.......DEMANDS that it be listened to..
and in the void between the two
stands...
ME.

the worst thing in the world...
Is being love with someone ...that is in love with someone else..
it tarnishes everything...
taking joy out of simple pleasures...
warps memories ...
colors interactions...
doctors are searching for cures for all the ails of the world...
they need to add unrequited love to that list..

“There’s always something to suggest that you’ll never be who you wanted to be. Your choice is to take it or keep on moving.”

Phylicia Rashad

People...
Let your husbands, your boyfriends,your girlfriends, your significant other's know...

That if THAT Song comes on...
that makes her smile...
that makes her squeeze her thigh.....
and shiver a little...
That makes her add her name to the lyrics...
..turn the volume up and sway..
That makes her eyes go glassy....
and her gaze transfixed....
because she has taken herself to THAT place in her mind..

If right at that minute...
where she is staring into somewhere...
a dream in her head....
a MEMORY in her mind...
...
if..

Right at that moment...

You SHAKE her and ask her..

Who do you see there???



and her eyes fall...
and the smile falters a little...



DUDE!! YOU HAVE AN EFFING PROBLEM!!!



your JOB is to be....THAT GUY!!!..





[or girl...lol...]




lmfao....carry on..

“Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder…”– Thoreau

I'm pisces...and the full moon wreaks havoc on me emotionally. Is it all in my head??


[this post was actually started last night and abandoned so i could go bay at the frieking moon]

The Noisettes are in charge of my life this month. Constant repeat!!
Their Lead singer is a chocolate sister [yay!], a bass player and writer for the band. Her style is ecclectic and amazing. I love them.

Each song on their album "Wild Young Hearts" resonates with me. Its music I would share. The imagery is so amazing...and the melody completely captures the melancholy of the lyrics. This Is Poetry..floating on a melody. I'm Inspired. I love it.

Press play to listen....

Very rarely do i get to feel "big Sister" with my Sibling
She's her own person...very independent..
always has been ...
We're only four years apart...
and when we were younger...
I would be taken off to my various acticities...
pan , dance, drama,
and Penz...poor child would get carted along cause ..
what the hell were they gonna do with her.
Personally i think if you had given her a stick and some stones and some dirt and a bike...she would be fine anywhere.
...but that might be hard to cart around with you..
soo...she started getting placed in a random dance class to fill a space...
and then random turned into ..where Penz??..
and then next thing little bit was part of the crew,...

So the gap between us...never felt like some chasm that we had to stretch towards each other to reach...
for a while she wasnt into clothes and style and earrings and makeup like i was...
but even that wasnt a chasm...more like a ill inch you over slowly cause she would just defer to my style for her...
the exact OPPOSITE of her now..

so we speak as equals....we share as equals....our individual experiences we give to each other but the larger percentage of our life experiences have been with each other in it...as we are..

So I can actually count on my fingers the occasions where i had to BIG SISTER IT...

lmfao...
one of them was around last year Halloween hahaha...
and I wont go there...cause its too close to Halloween right now and THERE WILL NOT BE A REPLAY!!..
sigh..
but this morning...
i hit her up on msn .. and it went like this

Clivia: Morning sunshine, how u

Penz says:
 hi hi
 morning
 i ok
Clivia says:
 im set adrift on a memory biss
 bliss
 damn you too young for that
 lol
 cold medicine ROCKS!!
Penz says:
   aint that a song from a black man with shades
Clivia says:  lol
 yeah....
 haha
 it is..
 PM dawn
 lmfao
 youre cute
 lol
 i feel very big sister now

We're all so programmed now to post our moods on facebook or twitter....
That it occurred to me today...
that the words i wanted to say to a certain person...
i could just as easy post in my facebook status...lol..
but then ..how would they know for certain i was talking about them..???
and then....the point of suggestion would be completely lost ...
because of course the wrong person would assume I was talking about them....
and then I would join the crew of those "THAT SHARE THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCE ONLINE"...

People dont talk anymore..
They Text..
Or Twit..
so even the real people in your life...get transformed to an online personality....
two dimensional...

and today im SOOO not her..

I have some honest..maybe hurtful words to communicate...
necessary...but maybe hurtful...so that anything less than a verbal communication would dishonor them..
Not an email,
not a letter written...
it must come from me...

Do people do that anymore??

Ive been busy..
Completely focussed...single minded..
and now...thats its over..
I'm Compelled to write again...
I guess thats the purpose of this???

its like a cyclical thing huh....
When i come down off the Life high..
when i actually have time to process a thought....
instead of slicing into the core issue and extracting a result..
I have the time for conjecture and pondering...
so i wanna write..

I'm going through something now too..
I can't ...exactly say what it is either...
aint that a bitch??
its a restlessness...but for what i have no clue??
Like my actions are being governed by a seeking??? a CALLING??
a push to something that I have no clue why... or what I need...
It's hard to say exactly what it is..

I know its not governed by fear...it seems brazen...demanding...open..
I'm embracing it though...
Maybe its my mid life crisis???
My mom asked me if i were reinventing myself...
It doesnt feel like that....its not...contrived..or based on some self help analysis..
Self help doesnt work for me..

But it feels like a breaking...??
..an escaping from something...
Im not eager to talk about it much....
cause then Ill have to define it...and even in my most eloquent moments...
it still escapes me..

It has me talking to the moon at night...
I Hope its listening...

hi..


I guess Im back.

So I really apologise....but MAS has taken over my life...and I havent been able to give my running commentary on things. I intend to schedule updates into my life ...so that it becomes a daily ritual instead of a sporadic thing.


So I wanted to share a MAS story today..


When you see a costume on the road...that involved a back pack or headpiece..please PLEASE acknowledge the Time, Talent and effort it took to make this slight looking, un assumable piece that your wearing.


It can Be dangerous...lol. So "Clivia the Artist" finally decided to take things into her own hands...literally..and instead of waiting on someone to do this for me ...attempted to do it herself. 

Solder! yes people... welll I cant even call it Soldering. Its WELDING. Yup. Bought me a flame torch, and flux, and pipe cutter...and gloves and visor. Watched Damn YOU TUBE for hours for instructions...lol...cause if they can do it why the hell cant I..right? 

And Your girl is currently framing out her own custom backpack. DAMMIT!! 

Wire benders are amazingly talented..and simple frames are easy for a novice like me. Headpieces sure...Collars sure. My backpack before were more of a Novice/Alternative materials effort...and while they came out beautifully, It felt more craft-ish than professional.

But I've been dreaming about this backpack and drawing it for someone to produce always ends up with a misinterpreted shape.

So your girl gone brave...and making her own frame. EYYY...them torches scary no backside!! I kept having visions of half my face scorched off...and wearing a phantom of the opera mask on the road. I almost soaked my clothes down..just in case a spark flew off and landed anywhere...

So there I am, out on the back patio......dressed in long sleeves in 74 degrees, SUNGLASSES[ didnt have the regulation eye protection], hair tied back and under [No Michael Jackson Moments], sneakers...[people who know me know that this ALONE is something to bring snow to florida]....

Trimming tubing, warming metal....bending it in the shape I want...CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???! Fusing parts...realizing that you have to go in with a plan and layout..before you even turn the torch on. It was so much fun!!

I always said if i could find a Carnival Arts Programme...I would be on it like boiled corn...but necessity is the mother of invention. And I must say....the first trial was rough...lol. but now that i understand the process...Im
SOOOOO excited..and I cant wait to go finish this up.

Wish Me Luck...

Ill show pictures after..


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International flag night

Gates open 10pm-10am

@ club space  34 ne 11th downtown miami (indoor/outdoor)

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Reggae room:lady terror /massive b/steelie bashment/young chow/platinum kidz/walshy fire/bashment kid/cancer hi-power/jah stream/fergie & springer/street league/bulletproof

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SUPERFRIENDS October 9 2009

Brand New Night

Brand New Location

Carnival Friday Nights are safe again thanks too the...

Super FRIENDS!!!!

..... Stay Tuned

Information/Guestlist:

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Friday, October 09th, 2009

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

The Living Room

671 Washington Ave

Miami Beach, FL USA 33139

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Scruples Free Blocko

Featuring:

-KES THE BAND

DJ's:

Hi Fidelity | Less than Zero | Rebel | Hypa Hoppa

Soho Studios Miami

2136 NW 1st Ave

Miami, FL USA 33127

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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand pile at school.

These are the things I learned:
Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Don't take things that aren't yours.
Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK.
Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.

Take any one of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if we all - the whole world - had cookies and milk at about 3 o'clock in the afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess.

And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out in the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.

[Source: "ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN" by Robert Fulghum. See his web site at http://www.robertfulghum.com/ ]

you


I;m sorry i wasn't ready for you...
I hope you're happy..
i hope one day we can see each other and nod hello...
and remember each other fondly..

"and that's why i have to go back
to so many places
there to find myself
and constantly examine myself
with no witness but the moon
and then whistle with joy,
ambling over rocks and clods of earth,
with no task but to live,
with no family but the road."
— Pablo Neruda

More Info
OFFICIAL MIAMI-BROWARD ONE CARNIVAL LAUNCHING
Saturday, August 22, 2009 @ 9pm to 4 am
location: Mahi Temple, Miami

$10 in advance/More at the Door
1480 NW North River Drive
Roger George, Leon Coldero & Code 868
DJ Mixmaster Roderick, Maestro, Dorenzo, Gary Enforcement, Eternal Vibes
Food by ANNA
Display of costumes of all registered Miami-Broward Mas Bands and Steelbands
28 Mas Bands registered, plus steel bands
Call 305-653-1877

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So, Ive been talking to couple section leaders and band leaders for Miami Carnival. and the topic du jour of course is Budget.

With the economy as it is, it's almost becoming a decision by band leaders or section leaders to risk their personal financial position and continue with production or sit out the season.

With Trinidad and Labor Day carnival already upon us, band leaders are finding issues, with materials, and of course production. When you were able to find production groups willing to schedule the time to make costumes for Miami Carnival, because of the seasons being so close together, your finding that your sources for swim suits, for production, for materials, are choosing to pass on your offer because they are ALREADY overwhelmed for Trinidad Carnival.

Which then means sourcing your labor locally. For some bands this is not a problem, but for others it makes things very difficult and would then involve in house production when most people have a 9-5 as well as a mas band.

On top of that is the fact that in Miami you cannot afford to outprice yourself. while people will pay 200+ dollars for costumes in New York for Labor day, for some STRANGE reason, they wont pay that price in Miami. Materials are more expensive, even when bought in bulk, and you cant pass on that bump in price to the masquerader.

So when you go to your section leader or band leader or Mas band, Make sure you tell them thank you for doing this..because it sure as HELL not about profit...its a labor of love.


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Why Miss this??

* There are TWENTY SIX registered bands participating!!! Twenty six! This does not include the steelbands and non competing entrants in the parade.
* Clearchannel is a sponsor and there will be non-caribbean press and community groups from many english and non english speaking countries that have their own type of carnival..including a Brazil contingent, and a samba school.
* The Streets of Miami have been allocated to the carnival for 11 hours. Let me explain. The Streets. The Party continues in the park...till the following morning.
* I'll have the parade route and times for you in the next few weeks.
* The launch of the carnival is at Mahi Temple In august. EVERY registered band must participate and present. Its going to be almost a Tent City, where each band creates a presentation that should coincide with the Theme of their presentation. And Yes. It is a competition.
WHOOO HOOO.. Admission is $10.00 in advance. All the dj's registered with the individual bands are slated to play, including local soca bands!!

Stay tuned..
Cliv

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I did a reshoot of Show girls this weekend, because I thought it didnt represent well in the first shoot.
Here are the new pics. Opinions?








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Fun Generation is one of the bands registered to play mas in the Miami-Broward One Carnival Parade.
Their Presentation is called: Splendor of The Seasons
There are four sections with various options on each one:

Spring Blossoms


Jewels In the Sun


Autumn Leaves


and
Winter Snow



Prices run from $150.00 to $170.00
Check their website here for pictures and options on Costumes.

See you on the road Fun Generation!
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There's also my constant fall back My Diva's Closet ...but that's not even secret!!.
Every carnival Diva I know goes to this site
Their boots though are usually on the HIGH side... Like these!



Then there's Gojane.com

Their options on flats are extensive, and their clearance prices sometimes drop as low as $10.00 so you can have options!! Check these out! That yellow one is $8.50!!!

Happy Shopping!!

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Prototypes Done
Photoshoot DONE Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Website PENDING...Deadline Sunday August 2nd.

I apologise for the LULL in information... a lot is going on, so I'm going to consolidate all the information in a post that Im working on now.

Carnival is REAL BACCHANAL!!


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You know...
when you let people in your life...
you do it out of love...
and respect and appreciation...
and when these people act...well.. less than kind with you...
less than understanding..,
you get thrown so off balance that you lose that energy that Drive..

I can speak for myself..
I TURN into somebody else...
a mousy, introverted, un-confident shell of myself...

My spirit withers..and with it goes all my creative energies,
and wit and sarcasm...
the SAME ENERGY that drew them to me in the first place..

its like I go through an energy displacement...
forgetting what my TRUE personality is...
One of my personal weaknesses is that I CARE what people think of me....
It makes too much of an impact on me.
Even that is lopsided in its scope...
Because if I'm okay with the way the situation went...
I'm alright...

I guess I'm judging them judging me ...
on my own morality/principle/ethics scale...
and If I come up short..
I'm devastated...
But I realize that even miss empathic, sensitive me
can decide to ...
screw them...
and do me...
and have God/Universe/Karma take care of the rest...

Cause the arrogance of Self righteousness..
doesn't look good on anybody...
Myself Included...

its such an energy boost to do that..
to be BE me...as me.....
I thought being forgiven would be the only way to absolve myself...
To have the acknowledgement of understanding be a balm..

But if I wait for that...
i'm just waiting....

and then all my positive energy sits...
gathering Dust...

and personally I prefer that side of me..
it counterbalances the dark side..
the flawed one with baggage that could fill a hangar...

Everybody goes through things that shape their view of life..
their present...future..

And that mind set throws a cast on the way things are perceived...

This year has been a peeling back of layers for me....
and just like an onion...the tears have come...
but its such a release....
of a burden i think I've been carrying ALL my life..

Since I was SELF aware..
I felt i had an obligation...
to DO...
to BE...
WHAT exactly I didnt know...

It's not even about my parents goals for me...
Or the impressions made on me by my stellar overachieving family..

It's just been ME pressuring ME to be MORE!..
and when you do that to yourself..
you cant even acknowledge the achievements,
or successes that you do have..and have done..

You cant appreciate the things that people acknowledge in you...
You can't acknowledge that you....as YOU..can be enough..

I can...
I can be......enough.


Why has it taken me this long to figure this shit out??

*accosted by "Friend" on Facebook*

Him - How old are you and are you in school??
Me - I'm 34 and i Graduated Years ago...I wanna go back soon though..
Him - What do you mean 34? as in US 34??






wtf?

How the hell you respond to that?

My "SHE Power" woke me up this morning...
I think the universe was aligned..
And she woke me...
It was as sweet as a Morning kiss...
Waking up with a smile on your face and purpose in your heart..

"SHE's" soundtrack is Jill...
she runs the gamut of WOMAN emotions...
And Like Jill...
She is not an emaciated, vapid, nervous woman..
She is round, and sensuous...
And full..and deep...
And driven....and exuding such raw female power...
That you sense that she is a BARELY controlled INFERNO of emotions..
Hidden under a shimmering, Fragile,veneer of class and calm..
But dont push...
Don't push....or you have to live with consequences..and so will she..

I love when she's here..
I'm comfortable in my skin...
I'm powerful...
Beautiful..
Confident in my abilities..
In that... I KNOW I CAN TURN HIS HEAD..kinda way....
I step outside of myself when she's here..
I'm coy, and glowing...my skin electric with the awareness of ME
In that...I KNOW I'm hot kinda way..
In that...I Know I'm a creative, nerdy, genius, Sensual, complicated, complex, tortured person..
Buy My love is the SHIT!

It's not arrogant...
It's powerful...
its a tuning in to YOUR PLACE In the world...
Your place in life..
Your purpose driven life...
It makes dealing with day to day drama easier..
Because that SHE power is singing in your head..

She's singing..
You're wonderful..
You can handle this....and your body sways as she sings to your spirit...
A slow, swing.....Taking it in

SHE's singing...
You're spiritual..you can walk through this an emerge the victor..
SHE's singing...and you dance with the melody..

She sings..
IF he does not LOVE you..
..if he cannot LOVE the complexity of you,..
..the mystery of you that EVEN you cannot fully understand...
..he is not The Man for you..
And that is nothing to mourn ..but a reason to celebrate...

SHE sings...
Speak your truth,
Share your smile...let the world see you..
Face them...and let your SHINE spill over ..
So that the sisters around you can feel the pull of your energy and tap into it..

Then you'll do that Little nod of acknowledgment in the street
Nothing more ..
Nothing less..

But you're singing too...
yes SISTER ...
I see you too..
i FEEL you too..
I SEE YOU...

SHE power....share it.

I

am


A LABOR DAY Carnival VIRGIN!!

yes I said it..

Never played mas on the parkway...
never went to a backyard party..
or a boat ride..Yeah i SAID it ...no boatrides...sigh
I know ...I'm embarrassed too ..
even the little sister did better than me..
My cousin plays every year...
and my carnival crew from NY always support me in Miami without fail...

Hopefully...i fix that this year... :)

Anyways... i have pics and posts coming soon....on the Launches that took place over the weekend.

see you soon

Cliv
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1. Why hasnt anybody invented NETFLIX for books?

I cant take credit for this!!
My friend and blogger friend Nickie Nix is the one who brought it to my attention on her blog. I was cracking up when i noticed that you could send this "product" to people anonymously.

Welcome to "Cuchini" The CAMEL TOE eradicator.
Yes, they do have a website.
Yes, you can send them anonymously to the CT challenged.
But...
is it a carnival need.
Check the pics..

The Cuchini Pad

What is The Cuchini?

The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."

The Cuchini products are designed by women to provide comfort and convenience.

As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past. As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today's world, there is no bush for the cush. And though Camel Toe may be a hot topic... it's not to the gal sporting it!
The "Cuchini."

1. Smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area.
2. Keeps undergarments clean.
3. Can be used with or without underwear.

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed

$5.95 Shipping on all domestic orders

Price: $16.95
List Price: $20.95
You Save: $4.00

check it out yourself....

Thanks Nix

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