Can You Tell Im Just Surfing the Net? Retouch My Body
Sunday, June 22, 2008I dont know about you guys, Jackie Beat, still young and sweet! You know I’m gettin’ older If there’s a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me Retouch my body Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob If there’s a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me Retouch my body I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs Retouch my body
but I'm still ambivalent about whether Im happy with my body or not..
Its more like I accept it as it is...but there is always room for improvement..
And while im not a 13 year old wanting Plastic Surgery or considering botox or starving myself to death [does the Cayenne Pepper Miracle Diet count?] sometimes these Magazine/Movie Chicks Irk ME
Here's Delicious Payback...ENJOY SISTERS ENJOY!!!
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah…
And I’ve gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I’m way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol’s through the roof
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin’ you, what to do
‘Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
‘Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
I’m as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I’m goin’ to the mall to get a soft serve
Remove a chin or two and how’s about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin’ like a lez
I will hunt you down
‘Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet
Don’t wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial
Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I’m payin’ you for
Retouch my body
Make me fuckin’ young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet
I don’t want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body
Don’t cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don’t ya’ burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I’ve no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch my fuckin’ body!
1 comments
Retouching pictures should not be allowed. It does nothing for self image and I've seen some sites redoing the pictures of little girls that take part in pageants, it made them look like "Real Dolls"
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